A Bíblia Nunca Menciona Abacates — mas Tem um Advogado

There are no avocados in the Bible. Not one — and not because the writers overlooked them. The avocado is a tree of Mexico and Central America, and no one in Jerusalem, Rome or Antioch had ever seen one. The fruit and the Scriptures did not meet until fifteen centuries after the last page was written. So no dream of avocados can carry a biblical meaning, because Scripture has no word for the thing. And yet, dear friends, there is…